You May Have Been Raised Charismatic If…

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My Christian journey was profoundly shaped by the fact that I was raised in what some would call a charismatic church. I was raised in an Assemblies of God church and the first five years of my life in ministry were working on staff at an A/G church. I am grateful for how I was raised and after no longer attending an A/G church, I have come to value the impact growing up in a charismatic church made on my life. I will, however, note that there are some unique and quirky things that come along with it.

This list is by no means intended to belittle the charismatic upbringing I had, but more to celebrate some of the oddities that can be associated with the heritage we charismatic kids can share.

You may have been raised charismatic if…

  • you’ve recommitted your life to Christ more than 10 times per year.
  • you would say a quick prayer asking for the forgiveness of as many sins as you can remember when the traveling prophet would start walking around in the congregation.
  • a family road trip included stops in Toronto or Pensacola, Florida, in the mid-late 90s.
  • you know what the initial evidence of the infilling of the Holy Spirit is.
  • you were a cast member in “Heaven’s Gates and Hell’s Flames.”
  • your church logo had a dove on fire.
  • you feel uncomfortable in churches where people don’t raise their hands.
  • you liked Hillsong before they were cool.
  • your church was worried about Y2K.
  • you’ve experienced and/or participated in a Jericho March.
  • you’ve question the salvation of your Catholic friends.
  • you’ve complained about worship services being too short.
  • someone in your service ‘caught’ the Holy Ghost, and subsequently gave it to others.
  • you know what JBQ stands for.
  • you’ve ‘laid’ things at the altar, but never physically left anything there.
  • your church showed the “Thief in the Night” movies followed by an emotional appeal for people to be sure of their salvation.
  • you’ve been grazed by a banner during a worship service.
  • you’ve worried you’ve missed the rapture on more than one occasion when you can’t get a hold of your Christian family members.
  • the only kind of dancing that’s allowed at your church is dancing in the Spirit.
  • it’s common for people to take their shoes off during worship.
  • your church’s altar ministry team included “catchers.”
  • your pastor would shout and sweat when he preached.
  • you friends’ parents were skeptical of letting them come with you to youth group.
  • your college options were Northwestern, Southwestern, Central, Southeastern, or North Central.
  • there was lots of talk about the End Times in sermons.
  • your church had real altars at the front.
  • your youth group did a “Hell House” during Halloween.
  • you were in Royal Rangers or Missionettes.
  • it was OK for women to be pastors, prophets, teachers, or evangelists.
  • one of your family vacations was to Heritage USA.
  • you get the shivers listening to the song “The Mercy Seat.”
  • you know what a “human video” is.
  • there were banners and tambourines with ribbons used in your worship services.
  • your worship leader would sing the same refrain or chorus from a song for more than 5 minutes.
  • your grandparents watch and give money to TBN.
  • the ushers in your church wore maroon or purple sport coats with gold name badges.
  • you’ve had to explain to your friends what being slain in the Spirit means.
  • your church had a ‘blanket’ ministry.
  • you know the names Oral Roberts, Kenneth Copeland, Creflo Dollar, and Jesse Duplantis.
  • your parents were members of the Maranatha/Integrity praise tape club.
  • your Easter services included live animals.
  • the movie Jesus Camp was eerily similar to your summer Bible camps.
  • your Christmas services were like a Broadway show.
  • you took a water bottle with you to church.
  • you would find your seat after the worship portion of your church service.
  • you have had a “word” spoken over your life.
  • Kleenex boxes lined the front altar of your church.
  • you know the significance of Azusa Street.
  • you’ve made Faith Promise or made of Vow of Faith.
  • your church was known as the “rock and roll” church.
  • your pastor went from being very conservative in the 90s to very trendy in more recent days.
  • there was no such thing as an “order of service” at your church.
  • your youth pastor used lots of hair gel.
  • your church took over Denny’s, Perkins or any 24-hour restaurant around 10 PM on Sunday nights.
  • you’re comfortable with spontaneous singing.
  • you know there are two IHOPs.
  • the shofar was used in your church’s worship services.
  • Pentecost Sunday was a big deal at your church.
  • some of your church services were all worship and no teaching [mainly on Sunday evenings or Wednesday nights].
  • your pastor was skeptical of the seeker-sensitive movement.
  • summer camp involved pressure for you to receive your prayer language.
  • it was common for people to start speaking loudly in the middle of your worship service and use phrases like “my children…” or “thus saith the Lord…”
  • your church celebrated the Year of Jubilee.
  • you faked being “blessed by the Spirit” to get out of taking tests at your Christian school. [I did that once.]
  • you know what Buddy Barrel is.
  • photos of your pastor and his wife were predominant in publications.
  • the phrase, “I’m feeling led by the Spirit right now to…” was used frequently in your church services.
  • you would have to ask people around you if they wanted you to walk down to the altar with them.
  • the phrase “IshouldaboughtaHondabutIboughtaNissan” makes you laugh and makes you feel guilty at the same time.
  • you would address people as “Brother” or “Sister.”
  • the altar call lasted as long as the actual church service.
  • when someone shouted “FIRE!” in your church it didn’t cause alarm.
  • you’ve been drunk…in the Spirit.
  • you would keep your eyes open during a response time to see if people were really raising their hands all across the room.
  • if this resembles one of your church services:

Ok, ok I know. I need to stop. But really, the longer this list of charismania got the more I realized how crazy and special it was to share the joys of being raised charismatic. I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

In All Seriousness…

All craziness aside, the passion for God I witnessed, the sensitivity to the spirit and the openness to new ideas and to the leading of the Spirit have been foundational in my life and in my relationship with God. I wouldn’t be who I am today if it weren’t for the church I called home growing up.

Some of the innovative leaders and thinkers in the church world today have their roots in the Assemblies of God and other charismatic denominations and I know they would echo the same sentiments. And some of the churches that are having global impact around the world are charismatic, too! [Even if they don't advertise it!]

So, even though things were a bit crazy and not so normal compared to most churches, as my pastor used to say, ” it’s because we’re crazy in love with Jesus.”

And in thinking of all of this, the words of Paul come to mind: “If it seems we are crazy, it is to bring glory to God. And if we are in our right minds, it is for your benefit.” [2 Cor 5:13]

I’m thankful for being raised charismatic. There, I said it.

To fellow charismatics out there, what would you add to my list?

[Special thanks to my friend Aaron Springer for helping me compile this list!]

Tim Schraeder is obsessed with all things social media. Having worked with some of the world’s largest churches and para-church organizations, he served as an evangelist for social media with a knack for connecting people and spreading ideas that matter. He’s been a consultant and coach as well as a sought-after speaker and author who helped write the book on communication and social media for the church. Today, Tim is passionate to help businesses and organizations connect, engage, and build loyal followers across all forms of social media. He is a die-hard Chicagoan who can be found in any neighborhood coffeeshop that has free wifi.
  • Samuel

    Personally I would gladly trade in my Charismatic upbringing. So many misguided and abusive traditions and doctrine that I had to unlearn. I can only look back and shake my head.

  • Neoekklesia

    Our kids would play church at home – they’d have an alter call and lay hands on each other. One day our 6 year old led our 3 year old in the salvation prayer. o/

  • Karen

    Was anyone ever part of a Psalty the Psalm Book production at their A/G church??  I was!!

    • Kim

      Oh yes, I remember Psalty!  My brother played him in
       the musical when we were kids!

  • Linked Bl

    I have not laughed so this hard in a long time!!!
    Can’t leave out Reggie Dabbs or Sean Smith!!!! :)

  • Guest

    You learned how to spot the Baptist infiltrators by the barely suppressed “what the hell is that lady speaking in gibberish next to me doing” look on their faces.

  • Bchpurl5o

    You went to the altar EVERY TIME the pastor would say….Do you need healing for a headache, do you need deliverence from (anything)…..always left you feeling something was wrong with you and that anytime you came back to the church from the “world” you needed deliverence.  I am definitely a charasmatic child.  It was scary….still is.  But I feel like my experience has always brought me closer to God than any other way could have.  Great post, very funny!!!

  • Jessssthemess

    you  should become  an  a apologist for the Holy Spirit. At times I felt as if  your thoughts were a put  down. I was raised Baptist, and  appreciate  how  much  the  A/G and  the Charismatic church meant to me, I went to school not that  far from you at  Southeastern. As a Baptist I can’t  say  how wonderful it is to be a part of  the great  revival that swept the land after Azuza  street.

  • David

    This list is “spot on” and brings back many memories. However, one tweak would be helpful. While there was/is some spillover and mutual influence, theologically and culturally the Assemblies of God, a “classical” Pentecostal denomination, developed historically quite disctinctly from the later Charismatic Movement, and differs in some areas theologically. Most of the participants (e.g., Benny Hinn, Oral Roberts, Kenneth Copeland) pictured or referenced in this site are identified with the Charismatic Movement, but are not affiliated with the Assemblies of God.

  • Tmbqz2

    The Pensacola revival started the day my siblings and I were dedicated at brownsville! It’s so cool to hear people reference it :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/mustangmandy Mandy Bryant Schuchhardt

    - If you ever participated in a March for Jesus!

    - Another speaking in tongues phrase – “Llama llama sinky” – there was a t-shirt with two llamas and a sink on it. 

    -  You remember the Newsboys when they were a band of Australians singing “Hell is for Wimps.” 

    - Secular music and PG-13 and above movies were banned in your house. 

    - Your friends had a heart attack when you married a *gasp* Presbyterian!!!

  • MarkieMark

    Does anyone remember the Peters Brothers?  The guys who went around expounding the evils of Secular music?  With an amazingly graphic slide show, and clips of the music….. We gathered around many a campfire after those services, as the vinyl began to burn it would squeak and hiss and all the older ladies would shout “listen to the devil screamin in pain young people!!”  ah….. good times. 

  • Angie

    your greatest fear in life was being “Left behind”

    when your youth pastor started to get a bald spot he shaved his head

    one of your greatest youth experiences was going on a missions trip to El Salvador or Mexico

    you played baptize the sinner in your backyard blow up pool

  • Djjmmogle

    Sleeping under the pews as a little kid and not being disturbed by all the yelling and commotion going on around .

  • http://www.facebook.com/tamara.fosnight Tamara Fosnight

    Going Trick or Treating was out of the question!

  • http://twitter.com/chahernandez Cha C. Hernandez

    gosh, my life! haha. this is so relatable.

  • JR

    Sounds like a cult to me. It’s no wonder most of the Pentecostals/Charismatics I know are mentally ill.